Glimpses Of Disgrace

Disgraceful Thursday

2010-08-26T21:48:00.003+01:00

1. Needlessly swiping at wasps.

2. Sponging what you should go and buy.

3. Talking in the cinema.

4. Not knowing what to do next.

5. Self obsession.

6. Needless replication.

7. Being to big for your boots.

Day 3

2010-08-25T22:06:00.004+01:00

1. Not turning up.

2. Needing to take multi-vitamins.

3. Cold sores.

4. Getting into an unmade bed.

5. Big Brother exists.

6. One sandwich too many.

7. No electric in your gate.

8. Being famous for being famous.

9. Needless hair neglect.

10. Superstition.

11. Silly Americans.

11. John Lewis make up your bloody mind.

Disgraceful

2010-08-24T20:16:00.003+01:00

1. Denying reasonable actions.

2. Masquerading as a doctor.

3. Needing Facebook.

4. Unjustifiable dehydration.

5. Wee pokey dinners.

6. Lies all lies.

7. Crumbs that stick to bare feet.

More...

2010-08-22T22:07:00.001+01:00

1. Fruit flies making love on my arm.

2. Avoidance tactics.

3. Farting at people.

Resurrection

2010-08-22T00:53:00.000+01:00

1. Half a cup.

2. Animal Cruelty.

Can you call back?

2009-11-02T19:30:00.003Z

1. Being fobbed off.

2. Freezing.

3. Thinking you're something you're not.

4. Misleading.

5. Important phonecalls just as you enter a signal blackspot.

6. No perspective on reality.

7. Making it out the way its not

8. Men in pink.

9. Not texting back.

10. Procrastination.

Can you call back?

2009-11-02T19:30:00.000Z

2009-11-01T20:45:00.002Z

1. Bland pizza, £33.

2. Muffin tops.

3. Making someone feel unwelcome.

4. Eating so much you feel ill and continuing to eat more.

5. Thumping your head off a beam.

6. £8.50 for a glass of wine.

7. Swine flu paranoia.

8. Misled.

It hasn't gone away you know...

2009-07-02T23:15:00.002+01:00

1. Not blogging when you said you would.

2. Pretending that you are a seasoned camper when it turns out you did so in cabins.

3. Tonsilitus.

where are my keys?

2009-01-16T23:51:00.004Z

1. Losing your keys.

2. Dropping a brand new box of big strawberry chews on the footpath outside church.

3. Swearing.

4. Wasted days.

5. Lies.

6. Meetings that start at 8.15am.

7. Eating too much chocolate.

8. More road rage.

9. Not turning up for coffee.

10. Apathy

11. Laughing at what's clearly not funny in an effort to relax.

12. No admittance.

13. Gossip.

14. Not having paid the joiner.

15. War.

16. January - Home Insurance, TV License, Car Insurance, Car Tax,
Phone Bill and Broadband Bill.

17. Booking time off and not knowing what to do with it.

18. Females prentending it's ok to watch Sex and The City.

one missing...

2009-01-13T14:55:00.002Z

1. Opening my packet of 8 Maple Cured Bacon Rashers and finding 7.

2. Blinkered.

3. Not picking up the phone enough.

4. Worry.

more...

2009-01-10T00:18:00.002Z

1. Needing what you always have loads of and don't normally need
and not having it.

2. Late.

3. Never tidying up after yourself.

4. Talking with authority about something you know nothing about.

5. Undoing all the gym sessions in one dinner.

More than I expected...

2009-01-08T17:45:00.003Z

1. Having to wait when you just can't wait any longer.

2. Being locked out of the house.

3. Interrupting.

4. 7am Spin Classes.

5. Two Lunches.

6. Car Tax Evasion.

7. Ragnails.

8. Power cut in the middle of your dinner.

9. Saying you'll call and then not bothering.

10. Driving in my boot in a 40 zone.

11. Not passing on the drop in Interest Rates.

12. Drying yourself with a wet towel from the day before that's been in your
gym bag for 24 hours.

13. Panic for no reason.

14. Overindulgence.

15. Theiving someone's car.

16. Being controversial for the craic of it.

17. Never, never, ever getting enough sleep.

18. Coveting other people's homes when you already have a beautiful one.

19. Walking out.

20. Spend, spend, spend.

21. Musical Snobbery.

And there's more...

2009-01-06T15:37:00.005Z

1. Unforgivable time wasting.

2. Comfort in Money.

3. Chicken Biryani and Ketchup.

4. Coffee Addiction.

5. Fixing one's hair in one's rear view mirror and missing a green light on
a major inner-city junction with a long queue of traffic behind you.

6. Not booking that spin class.

7. All talk, no action.

8. Unemployment.

9. Giving up.

10. Watching a Workout DVD while eating biscuits.

This Year So Far

2009-01-02T19:30:00.002Z

1. Watching a waiter in an up-market cafe mopping up spilt water on the floor with
a handful of blue towel then watching him 'clean' a table with the very same
towel.

2. People thinking this blog was just a whim of mine.

3. An argument about whose parents are better.

4. Road Rage.

5. Point Scoring amongst adults.

6. Exclusive gatherings.

The Final Flourish...

2008-12-31T10:02:00.002Z

1. Eating an entire Terry's Chocolate Orange.

2. Post Christmas Overhang (PCO).

3. Waiting on a delivery promise that still hasn't been fulfilled.

4. Feeling the pressure to be doing something significant at 12 midnight tonight.

5. Procrastination.

6. 2 Best Friends, 12 months without contact.

7. Impatience.

No Grace...

2008-12-27T23:32:00.001Z

1. There have been no Glimpses of Grace this Christmas time.

Festive Disgrace....

2008-12-24T23:00:00.002Z

1. First Christmas married, nova virus, Amy and me.

2. Pint glasses, water, dry turkey.

3. £6 car wash, ultra clean car, neighbour's cat, prints everywhere.

4. Christmas count-down shows.

5. Vomiting when you should be out shopping.

More disgrace...

2008-12-22T21:27:00.004Z

1. ASDA at Christmas.

2. TESCO at Christmas.

3. £9 on wrapping paper.

4. No thanks.

5. 13 hour shifts.

6. 9 foot Christmas tree, Saw, Spare Room, Second Floor Apartment, throwing
out window.

7. Christmas as it has become.

8. Cheap Christmas lights.

Today...

2008-12-12T00:28:00.003Z

1. Defrosting my wife's car, already late for work, ice cold deicer can burning
a hole in my hand, bird craps on me. Enough Said.

2. Tom Tate doesn't know what the "S" word is.

Wednesday...

2008-12-10T22:54:00.003Z

1. RE lesson, totally dependant on electronic whiteboard, 3 classes,
3 malfunctioning whiteboards.

2. Forgetting to eat.

3. Chris "This is a name given to Jesus that we often hear at Christmas,
it begins with "S" ,does anyone have any ideas?"

Child 1 "Santa Claus?"
Child 2 "Saint Nicholas?"
Child 3 "Sinners?"

Chris "Good answers everyone, but no."

4. Over use of the expression "F.Y.I"

Extra Shot...

2008-12-09T16:48:00.004Z

1. Getting a shot of vanilla in your americano.

2. Drinking someone else's latte.

3. No bacon at the Spar for my sandwich.

4. Coffee Shop Conversation

Stranger 1 "Who's Whitney?"
Stranger 2 "A new guy who's working here tonight."
Stranger 1 "I don't know him."

Since Sunday...

2008-12-08T23:21:00.005Z

1. Laughing at what's not funny in an effort to relax.

2. Hosting a Bible Study, leaving half way through and coming back
post conversation (love you Tom).

3. Saying I'll be there and not turning up.

4. "We don't do refunds, just credit notes or exchanges".

5. Unintentionally insulting someone.

6. Finding one's knitting scissors used to cut Irish Bacon.

Saturday

2008-12-06T19:47:00.004Z

1. Volkswagen People Carrier, 60mph, M2 fast lane, knowlingly won't move over.

2. Girl, teenager, picking nose, in street.

3. Woman, middle aged, drunk, white limosine, window open, Ballymena, singing.

4. New coal, new sticks, new firelighters, dry matches, no fire.

5. Smokers, no smoking sign, smoking.

6. Second attempt, new sticks, new firelighters, dry matches, still no fire.

Today.....

2008-12-05T16:24:00.003Z

1.Walking into my living room to find a fully decorated 8 foot Christmas tree complete with lights lying on my dining table.

2. A tipsy student with the remnants of his cheesy chip hanging off his chin.

3. Being locked inside a Garden Centre in the 'Winter Wonderland Section' while the woman outside waving a key mouths throught the window ... "Locking up"

This Weekend...

2008-11-30T21:52:00.001Z

1.Watching Britney Spears mime on the X Factor.

2.Spending £40 on Christmas baulbles.

3.Lighting a fire with one of my hall floor boards.

This see's the start of a new bloggin era. Welcome.